May 2013
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viemechante:
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so...
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drarna:
side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
Anonymous asked: Do you have POC conversations with your boyfriend?
I never get more than five hours of sleep on my off nights.
White people’s fear of Black people with guns will never cease to amaze me....
– Assata Shakur, Assata: An Autobiography (via theangryminority)
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pusslick00 asked: Hey kik me chad0011
Anonymous asked: What is the background to your phone?
gothicstan:
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gothicstan:
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I went to catch it I...
iflybikes:
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
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Once you decolonize your sex drive the world...
setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
pedazitosfightsback:
It’s so true
you literally find like
80% of the world more sexy
the previous 20% you found sexy however dwindles down to .02%
It’s like
I find myself looking at MOC and going “Wow…just…wow….what have I been putting myself through NOT getting with these hotties”
alexkisu:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
FUCK HAHA
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I’ve broken a toilet?
So I just backed out and walked away.
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detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
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Anonymous asked: Since you hate white people so much, does that mean you get turned off by your boyfriend because he's white?
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